Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris can make sounds come out on his Air Guitar.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.