Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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