Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder.
Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky.
Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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