Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.