If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
Chuck Norris knows who A is.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.