Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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