Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car...
The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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