Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris discovered America.