Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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