Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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