Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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