Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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Too Late!
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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