Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
Chuck Norris knows who A is.
Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.