Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
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