Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.