Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs.
They come on when HE wants them to.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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