Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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