Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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