Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.