Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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