Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart? A: Chuck Norris' fist
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.