There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids.
Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
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