Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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