The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.