Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.