Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag.
Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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