Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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