Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.