Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.