How do you make a small fortune out of horses?
Start off with a large fortune!
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In a pellet court!
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‘Does your dog bite?’ asks the mailman.
‘No,’ replies the boy.
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‘You said he doesn’t bite!’ yells the mailman.
‘That’s not my dog,’ replies the boy.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case.