Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...