Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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