Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times.
The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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