Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer.
This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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Chuck Norris is the four horsemen of the apocalypse!
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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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