Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.