Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe.
It's now called Shakey's.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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