Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.