Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.