A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.