A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all.
Your life may be forfeit.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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