The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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With the Yellow version.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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