Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.