Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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Kids dream about having superpowers.
Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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