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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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