Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.