Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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