Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.