The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."