Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales? To get all their stuff back.
What’s black with only one leg? A lame nigger!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence. The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'" The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay. The phone, it went green, green, green. I pink it up and sez yellow?"
Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person? They both get jumped by Mexican and black people
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
I'm so tired of racial stereotypes. Not every Arab makes bombs...some of them make Slurpees.
Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.
What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt? Afro turf.
A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!