Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris...
Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind.
The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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