Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.