Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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