I've got this black friend... just kidding.
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A: The elevator can raise a child.
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He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish.
He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish."
The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible.
Some things just can't be changed.
Do you have another wish?"
The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never receievd oral sex from my wife.
That would be my wish."
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A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died?
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What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women?
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One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running.
I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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Q: What does pontiac stand for?
A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
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