I've got this black friend... just kidding.
How do you get a Jewish girl's number? You pull up her sleeve.
A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo? There was only two vans.
Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday. She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday. Her mother asked Leroy if this was true. Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.
How do you find the population of Mexico? roll a penny down the street How do you find the richest person in Mexico? SEE WHO GOT THE PENNY!
Whats black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.