Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.