Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris.
It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures.
Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris made sick the healthy chocolate.
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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