Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.