Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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