Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!