Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.