Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.