Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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