Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.