Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room. Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.