Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
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Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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