Joke #10953

Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".

Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.

Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.

Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.

A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three-toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand." "Okay," said the son. A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?" "They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert," "Thanks Mom," replies the son. After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom, why have I got these great big humps on my back?" The mother, now a little impatient with the boy replies, "They are there to help us store fat for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without water for long periods." "That's great mom, so we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes and these humps to store water, but Mom ..." "Yes son?" "What good does all that do us here in the San Diego Zoo?"

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.

Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!

Q: How do Asians name their babies? A: They throw a can down the stairs.

Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.

Kid to a pregnant girl at bus stop: "What are you expecting?" The girl says, "A bus." The kid turns to his friend and says: "Wow! I am 100% sure this chick got screwed by a Transformer!"